Listen, I do my best to make sure the zombies are contained, but I am only one person. They are amazingly sneaky, even though they are slow moving and noisy. Wait, that sounds really hard to miss now that I spell it all out. Maybe I’m unobservant… but this isn’t about ME, it’s about these cute little hearts, and the terrors of running a zombie sanctuary.
So I made a bunch of these cute little hearts, and I’ve abandoned several of them as part of the art abandonment movement I’m part of. I was photographing my latest hearty creations and cactus zombie was standing by. Cactus zombie isn’t as mobile as the other zombies, being that he’s a plant with roots in a pot. I mean, how far can he get?
Well… crap. I can’t say how so many non-human objects become zombies around here. I’d say it was a problem, but I am one of those people who believes everything happens for a reason. And I kinda think the reason is that I’m not paying attention. Don’t judge me! I’m busy… n’stuff.